Showing posts with label Goal keeping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goal keeping. Show all posts

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Tough times for the 2012 MTN8 Champions

Whilst many South African football bloggers and journalists have their focus on analysing the problems plaguing a certain Chloorkop-based club, I would prefer to rather focus on the current state of affairs at Moroka Swallows.


The 2012 MTN8 champions are currently going through a poor run of form and will be thankful for this week’s FIFA international break.


The recent poor run includes two home draws a Telkom Knockout cup loss (albeit on penalties), and a disappointing away loss to Bidvest Wits. Their last win came over a month ago – a rather fortunate win against Steve Khompela’s Free State Stars team.


What exactly has contributed to this poor run of form?

Firstly, the loss of key men has contributed to their inconsistency. In the past two games, the Birds have been missing Luvhengo Mungomeni in the backline. The Birds already have a growing reputation for having a leaky defence, and the loss of the form Mamelodi Sundowns man was bound to make the team significantly weaker. In the two matches in which he has been missing, Swallows gained a solitary point from a possible six.


With Mungomeni missing in action, due to the lack of adequate defensive cover, Coach Zeca Marques decided to deploy the Venda boy with a melanin deficiency, Giorgi Nergadze, in Mungomeni’s usual role. Through no lack of effort, but operating with the turning speed of an oil tanker, Nergadze has not been anywhere near the rock solid partner that Marques, would have preferred to partner the robust Ashraf Hendricks.


Swallows are also still suffering from the loss last season’s top goal-scorer, the influential Siyabonga “Bhele” Nomvethe. Many will quickly point out that Katlego Mashego has stepped into Nomvethe’s boots without breaking a sweat, however – in playing the versatile Mashego upfront – Marques lost out on the opportunity of having an extra option on the left to compete with Bennett Chenene (whose performances have dropped severely in recent times) while also resulting in Swallows losing an experienced consistent goal-getter who would feast upon the chances that the team are currently wasting.


This brings me to the second reason for this poor run: wastefulness at the front and carelessness at the back.


The seemingly ageless Dikgang “Terminator” Mabalane, for example, missed two absolute sitters within the space of two weeks against both Leopards and Chippa United at a point in the game where Swallows could have sealed three points had those opportunities been taken.


These were games that the Birds completely dominated but somehow ended up settling for a total of only two point, leaving the man known as Majazana, Zeca Marques, feeling rather frustrated.


Greg Etafia’s penchant for leaving the post which he is meant to be guarding and his peculiar fondness to standing behind the wall during the opposing team’s free-kick, has recently left many of the Swallows faithful quite frustrated. A schoolboy error by Etafia directly contributed to Leopards’ second goal. This basic goalkeeping error cost the team a valuable two points in a game that Swallows deserved nothing less than the maximum. Against Sundowns in the MTN8 semifinal, a similar error did not prove to be as crucial but nonetheless exasperating.


In the recent draw with Chippa United, Etafia decided to leave his near post open like gates of heaven, thereby gifting the ambitious Chilli Boys, Chippa United, an equalizer from what seemed to be a near-impossible angle to score from.


Lastly, Zeca Marques also contributed his fair share to the recent loss of point. Against Bidvest Wits, Majazana replaced left-winger, Bennet Chenene, for the rather one-footed Felix Obada. With the right-footed Obada being played in an unfamiliar role on the left, the 23-year-old looked terribly uncomfortable, wasted a lot of possession, and provided hardly any decent service for Mashego to work with.


One can’t help but feel for Obada as the player literally ran his socks off, but Marques pretty much ended any hopes of snatching a result against Wits with that ill-advised change.


In the final part of the game against Chippa – attempting to shut the back door – Marques, took off Mpho Maleka for Sibusiso Khumalo, and moved Lerato Chabangu into the striker role. However, if Marques saw no problem in moving Chabangu further up later on in the game, then clearly Majazana is aware of the skills possessed by the man who has previously earned Bafana Bafana caps playing as a striker. In this game, Marques deviated from the norm, and played what looked more like a 4-1-4-1 formation. Had Marques stuck to the usual 4-2-3-1 formation instead, Swallows would only have required the use of one creative midfielder (in this case David Mathebula).


This system would have eliminated the need to play the ineffective Maleka upfront and Marques could have rather chosen either the experienced Macbeth Sibaya or Sibusiso Khumalo to help Lefa Tsutsulupa in the middle.


Swallows’ next game is against table-toppers, Kaizer Chiefs. Swallows will motivated by the fact that in this season’s previous Soweto Derby, the Dube Birds gave reigning PSL champions, Orlando Pirates, a 3-0 walloping.


However, should the Birds fail to get a positive result in this fixture, Swallows will probably drop out of the top half of the PSL log and the pressure will start mounting on Zeca Marques who – despite bringing silverware to the club – is yet to win over many of the Birds faithful.


Thomas Monyepao

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This post originally appeared on the onetwo.co.za site on the 14th of November 2012.


Saturday, 3 November 2012

Dreaming about the Amakhosi rugby team

This piece originally appeared on the onetwo.co.za site on the 30th of October 2012.

Upon receiving news of the launch of the Kaizer Chiefs rugby team, my imagination ran away with me and painted a picture of how the starting 15 of Kaizer Chiefs Rugby club would look. I imagined how the team would look like if it was made up current (or past) professional soccer players.


In the loose-head and tight-head prop position, the Orlando Pirates duo of big Benni McCarthy and Collins “Beast” Mbesuma, would provide Amakhosi with the necessary kilos in the scrum. These two specialists have played as forwards for most of their careers and soccer fans have never shown appreciation for their bellies. Rugby fans, however, would be more accommodating.


In recent times, the Khosi faithful have been treated to some boring displays by their team. But fear not Makhosi, for Isaac “Shakes” Kungwane is ready and available to be called out of retirement and return to don the colours of Amakhosi yet again. This man has the ability to provide magical back flicks in the game, as many of the older generation will agree. “Shakes” can be a crucial player in the hooker position and provide back flicks in the scrums that unlike in during his football career, would now bring a smile out of even the grumpiest coach (unless his name is Johan Neeskens).


Kaizer Chiefs already has a lot of height in the ranks and the combination of Tefo “Bakkies”
Mashamaite and Eric “Tower” Mathoho (who reminds me of a young Victor Matfield) is a ready-made second row duo that can take on the best in South Africa. Eric will definitely be especially key in lineout play. I can already hear Benni shouting: Rise Khosi rise” as he picks “Tower” up in the lineout.


The dreadlocked duo of Lucky Baloyi and Lincoln Zvasiya will have to do for now in the flanker positions as even a team as rich as Chiefs needs to spend wisely with a limited budget. The signings of McCarthy and Mbesuma will take up most the transfer fee budget.


The 8th man: This guy stands at the back of the scrum with the ball typically going through his legs for the scrumhalf to use as he wishes. Due to the many shibobos that went through his legs last season, I feel that Willard Katsande would be the ideal man to fill that role in the rugby team. And his face looks, errm, quite intimidating.


At scrumhalf Chiefs will have their very own Ruan Pienaar. A scrumhalf who has the ability to kick the ball high in the air when taking penalties (remember the 2011 Carling Black Label Cup final) while also having excellent ball distribution skills. His surname also sounds similar to a former player (Louis Koen) so our melanin-deficient rugby lovers don’t have to worry about pronouncing his name well. We will settle for Itu Koen.





The key position of flyhalf requires a player who provides accurate kicking under pressure and huge doses of creativity in the opposition half. A non-white person in this position would provide current Springbok coach, Heynecke Meyer, with even more pressure to play a player of colour in the flyhalf position. The player I have in mind is coloured, fairly handsome, and can speak Afrikaans. His name is not Elton Jantjies. His name is Bernard Parker and, at the moment, no South African sportsman is better skilled at putting ball in between the upright posts.


Now, this being South Africa, the team has to "reflect the diversity of the nation". Having had years of experience on the left side of the soccer pitch, Keegan Ritchie gets the nod for left wing position. Signing Orlando Pirates’ Danny Klate for the right wing position would help to further, ahem, reflect our nation’s diversity.


At inside centre Chiefs could have player-coach Gcobani Bobo providing valuable experience and guidance to the inexperienced members of the team with Yeye Letsholoyane at outside centre providing vision and creativity in the midfield.


Rooi Mahamutsa kicks all types of balls
At fullback, I would recommend yet another Pirate signing – the one and only, Rooi Mahamutsa. This player has proved his worth time and again. Most importantly, this player is adept at kicking all types of balls (if you know what I mean). The brutal game of rugby will provide him with an opportunity display his “special” qualities.




Arthur “Butterfingers” Bartman, however, must be released. Bartman has not been reliable with ball in hand and any knock-ons in the game will kill off any promising attacks. Bartman has already proved in the Telkom Knockout cup match against Bidvest Wits that at the highest level, handling mistakes can prove very costly.


Taking into account Chiefs’ traditional colours I recommend the nickname “The All Golds”. When Pirates eventually launches their rugby team, SA rugby may have its own version of the “All Blacks”. Just imagine the site of a Soweto Derby featuring The All Golds versus The All Blacks at a packed Soccer City!


I have not forgotten about Lebohang “I do hav Balz’ Majoro. Majoro would be given the responsibility of leading the Chiefs’ version of the Hakka – the Kwasa Kwasa – before match begins. Pirates, however, won’t have a Hakka of their own because as Andile Jali will tell you, they just “don’t care”.


This team would be near unstoppable and would be able to finally reclaim the Currie Cup.

Thomas Monyepao


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Sunday, 30 September 2012

"Yellow Nation" see red!




I decided to take a foreign colleague of mine to the stadium this afternoon to watch a game between Moroka Swallows and Mamelodi Sundowns so that he can experience “real: South African soccer, live. What a bad day to do that…
For some strange reason, tickets for the game were not made available at Computicket.  Thus, we first had to endure a struggle and look for the place or individual who was selling tickets for the game. This delayed us slightly and we missed out on seeing the game’s opening goal.   In all honesty, the game was not the most entertaining game I have ever seen.

As the game wore on I kept poking to my Ugandan friend, Steven, to show him how the tension in the Yellow Nation’s (Sundowns supporters’) stand was increasing as the game wore in. The worst was yet to come.

The game ended 2-0 in favour of the home team.  The coaches’ interviews were being done, while in the background, the traveling band of Mamelodi Sundowns supporters was busy devising a way of breaking down the fence on the east side of the stadium.   

As I was seated in the main grand stand with fellow Moroka Swallows supporters, things didn’t look like they would get out of control.

 Although I am not quite the best photographer in town, I managed to take a few snaps which tell the story better than I can.  There was chaos. Steven was stunned.





Notice how some fans have pieces of what used to be a fence in the hands

Downs fans even tipped over the coaches' dugout

Steven could not believe his eyes




I think the violence lasted for about thirty minutes after the final whistle. Supporters - kids and adults alike - were running wild all over the Dobsonville stadium pitch, while the main group was causing trouble with the police and security officials. They were outnumbered by the unruly supporters and I wondered how badly this would end – we have all seen civilians shot for causing far less trouble without directly attacking the police.


Alex Tshakaone managed to escape unscathed into the tunnel after he decided t make a run for it when it began to seem clear that this time the Yellow Nation was here to make a statement and would not back down no matter which club official Sundowns sent to try calm them down.  The fans have clearly had enough of coach Johan Neeskens.  Few coaches manage to keep their job at the helm one of the Big Three with a record like that.

As I write this, I am pretty sure Neeskens will be relieved of his duties tomorrow morning. The fans have been heard chanting Pitso Mosimane’s name (yes, the very same Pitso that almost every soccer fan in South Africa described as a “clueless coach” after his rather unsuccessful time as national team coach).

This could be Pitso’s chance to return to the big time. However, do not be surprised if Sundowns owner Patrice Motsepe whips out his cheque book and buys out the contract of another Dutch coach – but only this time, a Dutch coach who has actually enjoyed success in the Premier Soccer League.

If it isn’t obvious by now, I am referring to none other than Ruud Krol.

Watch this space.

Thomas Monyepao

Sunday, 13 May 2012

A finish that City Kun't have imagined!

This post originally appeared on the Sport24.co.za site.


At this very moment – for most of you reading this piece – it is a Monday morning and you’ve just about made sense of the crazy events that occurred yesterday in the Barclays English Premier League (EPL). Goals, goalkeeping errors, flying elbows, coaching masterstrokes, and loads of drama. What more can you ask for? What a finish from the man they call Kun, and what an end to the season.

You could not have scripted this better. The commentators repeated this statement often. Every time they said that, the harder it became to believe what was happening on my small TV set. One does not need high definition large screens to experience the breath-taking drama which one was exposed to last night. Most soccer fans and “experts” predicted victories for both Manchester United and Manchester City in their respective games but anybody who predicted that finish before kickoff would have been labeled “insane” or “ambitious” at best. But, what we got from the EPL last night not only reminded us all why we love the league so much, it also reminded us why we love the game of football so much.

A few heart attacks, strokes, tears, screams of jubilation and frustration, and maybe some broken chairs in few people’s homes – all of this within the space of a mere 90 minutes. The cricket and rugby executives must be wondering how and when (if ever) they will match the drama and viewership that only football can generate. Even the shortened cricket version of T20 – great innovation, it must be said – has not managed to come close to matching the drama and various scenarios that can occur within less than 2 hours in football.

Anyway, today is City’s day and I have to congratulate the whole City team for their attitude, for never giving up (even when there was an eight-point deficit), and for the beautiful football they dished out (the Old Trafford special being my favourite pick as Arsenal fan!) and their self-belief and never-say die attitude in that memorable final league match of the season.   Even Roberto Mancini, the City head coach, admitted after the game that he himself had lost belief that they could snatch victory. In the age that we live in, where managers are fired within the blink of an eye, one has to give credit to the suits at the Etihad Stadium who did no pull the trigger as soon as the ship hit stormy waters. They let the captain of the ship handle his business. He did what needed to be done. He “recasted the outcasts” (Tevez and Balotelli), dealt with various egos within the team, and for us neutrals, he unleashed great attacking brilliance from the likes of Sergio “Kun” Aguero, Edin Dzeko, Mario Balotelli, Carlos Tevez, Adam Johnson, David Silva and former Arsenal darling, Samir Nasri on poor Premier League defences. It has been a great season and when the going got tough, the mind games got going. Since City can now be called Champions, can we agree that his there was a certain science behind his sometimes mad quotes and mind games?  Well, that might be a topic for another day.

Jose Mourinho gets a lot of respect, deservedly, for winning trophies wherever he goes, however, Mancini also deserves credit for taking this team to the top despite the various personalities he had to deal with. Let us not forget that he won three Serie A titles on the trot, thereby laying the foundation for Mourinho’s success later on at Inter Milan.

It must have made the victory even sweeter for City fans when you look at how the scene unfolded on this Sunday evening. Manchester United players and supporters alike thought they had the title wrapped up before Kun stole it back dramatically in injury time. Manchester City may be referred to as the noisy neighbours but go to most countries and you will realize how loud and arrogant Manchester United supporters are (and you will find any of them, trust me). City fans have every right to brag and be in your ear all week long. They suffered 44 years of banter and teasing from their neighbours.

I, for one, cannot wait for next season. Let’s hope the PSL, this coming weekend, can also provide more drama. And, guess what? After the PSL finale, we still have Euro 2012 in Polkraine to look forward to next month! It sure is great to be football fun, huh?
That’s all from me. ‘Til next time.


Thomas Monyepao
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